The ones that make them laugh.
Dictionary definitions, pop art, retro sass and the lines everyone already says. The rude ones are behind the switch.
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Dictionary definitions, pop art, retro sass and the lines everyone already says. Clean, a bit cheeky or properly rude. You choose how far to go.
