Parkrun Wanker

For the one who swears it's just a gentle jog with mates, then checks their watch every thirty seconds. This tee says what everyone else at the start line is already thinking.

A cartoon figure mid-stride, bib and headband on, watch in full view, with the joke spelled out in big hand-painted letters and a small red footnote underneath. Hazard tape runs above and below like someone meant it as a warning.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 207gsm, relaxed fit
• Crew neck, unisex adult sizing
• Artwork sits on the chest only, back and sleeves left plain
• Available in white, sizes S to 4XL

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