Watch Wanker

Some people collect watches. Some people become watches. This one's for whoever keeps a loupe in their pocket and an opinion about movements nobody asked for.

The front chest carries a chunky watch, stood up like it's being appraised, next to the kind of slogan you don't say out loud at the dinner table. A small red note underneath clears up any confusion about who actually does the work around here. Warning-strip stripes run above and below it, because frankly, fair warning.

• Unisex adult tee, relaxed fit, crew neck
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 207gsm
• Printed once on the front
• White, sizes S to 4XL
• Machine washable

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat)
Refer to standard unisex sizing S through 4XL.

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