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Retired Wanker

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Every office has one soon-to-be. This is the tee for the day they hand back the lanyard, pick up a garden centre loyalty card and a flat white, and officially become everyone's problem but yours.

The fleece is on, the reading glasses are out, and there is a small print warning underneath in case anyone was in any doubt. The hazard tape is there for a reason. Buy it for the parent, boss or mate about to clock out for good.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, 207gsm, relaxed unisex fit
• Crew neck, unisex adult sizing
• Printed once on the front chest
• White, sizes S to 4XL

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