{"product_id":"retired-fuck-the-alarm-clock","title":"RETIRED. F*CK THE ALARM CLOCK. Mug | Funny Retirement Gift Mug, Rude Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn alarm clock mid-smash, bells flying off in every direction, set diagonally across the mug like it's already too late to stop it. Above it, the whole retirement in four words: RETIRED. FUCK THE ALARM CLOCK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a genuine old line, the sort retirees have been muttering to themselves for decades, long before anyone put it on a mug. Someone finally did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has set their last 6am alarm and would like everyone to know it. Pairs with the rest of the retirement set in the shop, same slanted, full-bleed style, if you want to go all in on the send-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz (325ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher Safe and Microwave Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sides, so it reads from either handle position\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed with care in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003ealarm clock mug · ceramic coffee mug · coworker gift mug · funny mug gift · gag gift mug · novelty coffee mug · retired gift mug · retirement gag gift · retirement gift mug · retirement mug · statement mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ostrich Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57994600513880,"sku":"OD8C00620573_1320","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/9498\/3000\/files\/01-hero_95152534-f28b-45ae-b6f5-c909deae412a.jpg?v=1790703112","url":"https:\/\/ostrich-designs.co.uk\/products\/retired-fuck-the-alarm-clock","provider":"Ostrich Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}